I'm a 21 year old nerd who also happens to be horny a lot of the time, who'd have thought? I'll be posting stuff from sex and porn to comic books and other nerdy related things.
Go to the "About" page if you'd like to know more.
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Anonymous asked
hey its the anon who had the dude give me his number on the calculator B) and we r officially dating and I am teaching him english bc he doesnt speak it well it is gr8

I love hearing a good success story but I can’t help but feel jealous, I wish could have been smooth enough to pull a move like putting the phone number on a calculator xD I’m happy for the two of you :D

Anonymous asked
my boyfriend wants me to put whipped cream on his dick and then suck it off I feel funny cause I keep laughingg at it

At times sex can be funny, just roll with it, you might find that he’ll like watching you do that when you have a big smile on your face :)

Anonymous asked
ok thank you for telling me! i was on mobile so I went on my laptop so i was able to see, and may I add that your body is very... yummy (; Amy is extremely lucky.

I’m glad you think so but have you seen Amy? If anything, I’m the lucky one :D